{"id":189,"date":"2015-05-08T23:25:14","date_gmt":"2015-05-09T06:25:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lornas.wpengine.com\/?p=189"},"modified":"2015-05-08T23:25:14","modified_gmt":"2015-05-09T06:25:14","slug":"idiot-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2015\/05\/idiot-water\/","title":{"rendered":"Idiot Water"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We are living in\u00a0Idiocracy.<\/p>\n<p>Ow, My Balls! is a TV show now. 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