{"id":621,"date":"2017-05-03T21:29:29","date_gmt":"2017-05-04T04:29:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorennason-dot-com.crwcun8-liquidwebsites.com\/?p=621"},"modified":"2017-05-03T21:43:55","modified_gmt":"2017-05-04T04:43:55","slug":"tech-support-assumes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/05\/tech-support-assumes\/","title":{"rendered":"When Tech Support Assumes &#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>you know where the power button is on the computer you have had on your desk for sometime and know how to use it.<\/p>\n<p>When we find out we are wrong; we are not the ass, you are.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-547\" src=\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/300px-Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tale from Tech Support -&gt; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/talesfromtechsupport\/comments\/3wqcak\/whats_the_power_button\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Mac user didn&#8217;t know there was a power button<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>you know where the power button is on the computer you have had on your desk for sometime and know how to use it. When we find out we are wrong; we are not the ass, you are. Tale from Tech Support -&gt; Mac user didn&#8217;t know there was a power button<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>When Tech Support Assumes ..... - Loren Nason dot com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/05\/tech-support-assumes\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"When Tech Support Assumes ..... - Loren Nason dot com\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"you know where the power button is on the computer you have had on your desk for sometime and know how to use it. When we find out we are wrong; we are not the ass, you are. Tale from Tech Support -&gt; Mac user didn&#8217;t know there was a power button\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/05\/tech-support-assumes\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Loren Nason dot com\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2017-05-04T04:29:29+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2017-05-04T04:43:55+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/300px-Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Loren Nason\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Loren Nason\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/05\/tech-support-assumes\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/05\/tech-support-assumes\/\",\"name\":\"When Tech Support Assumes ..... - Loren Nason dot com\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2017-05-04T04:29:29+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2017-05-04T04:43:55+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/#\/schema\/person\/7221f486a08714e11e69191b07090f86\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/05\/tech-support-assumes\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/05\/tech-support-assumes\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/05\/tech-support-assumes\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"When Tech Support Assumes &#8230;..\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/\",\"name\":\"Loren Nason dot com\",\"description\":\"My thoughts on Life, Tech, WordPress, and other stuff I do\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/#\/schema\/person\/7221f486a08714e11e69191b07090f86\",\"name\":\"Loren Nason\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/ba0a29282967c8d869a53e8c6fd42471?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/ba0a29282967c8d869a53e8c6fd42471?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Loren Nason\"},\"url\":\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/author\/lorennason\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"When Tech Support Assumes ..... - Loren Nason dot com","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/05\/tech-support-assumes\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"When Tech Support Assumes ..... - Loren Nason dot com","og_description":"you know where the power button is on the computer you have had on your desk for sometime and know how to use it. When we find out we are wrong; we are not the ass, you are. Tale from Tech Support -&gt; Mac user didn&#8217;t know there was a power button","og_url":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/05\/tech-support-assumes\/","og_site_name":"Loren Nason dot com","article_published_time":"2017-05-04T04:29:29+00:00","article_modified_time":"2017-05-04T04:43:55+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/300px-Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg"}],"author":"Loren Nason","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Loren Nason"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/05\/tech-support-assumes\/","url":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/05\/tech-support-assumes\/","name":"When Tech Support Assumes ..... - Loren Nason dot com","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/#website"},"datePublished":"2017-05-04T04:29:29+00:00","dateModified":"2017-05-04T04:43:55+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/#\/schema\/person\/7221f486a08714e11e69191b07090f86"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/05\/tech-support-assumes\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/05\/tech-support-assumes\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/05\/tech-support-assumes\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"When Tech Support Assumes &#8230;.."}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/","name":"Loren Nason dot com","description":"My thoughts on Life, Tech, WordPress, and other stuff I do","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":"required name=search_term_string"}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/#\/schema\/person\/7221f486a08714e11e69191b07090f86","name":"Loren Nason","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/ba0a29282967c8d869a53e8c6fd42471?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/ba0a29282967c8d869a53e8c6fd42471?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Loren Nason"},"url":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/author\/lorennason\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}