{"id":760,"date":"2017-07-16T23:55:08","date_gmt":"2017-07-17T06:55:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorennason-dot-com.crwcun8-liquidwebsites.com\/?p=760"},"modified":"2017-07-16T22:05:45","modified_gmt":"2017-07-17T05:05:45","slug":"depression-cynical-asshole-go-hand-hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/07\/depression-cynical-asshole-go-hand-hand\/","title":{"rendered":"Depression and Cynical Asshole go Hand in Hand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Depressed as fuck and everything is stupid.<\/p>\n<p>Feeling crappy this week and still feel crappy. It reminds me to write this post.<\/p>\n<h2>If you buy a car because it has Wifi or you pay for the upgrade to Wifi enable car &#8230;..<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-761\" src=\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/newsflash-moron.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"294\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/newsflash-moron.png 420w, https:\/\/lorennason.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/newsflash-moron-300x210.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Then while writing the post i see the shittiest fucking money loan commercial I have ever seen.<\/p>\n<h2>For fucks sake I know sex sells but what the fuck is this shit<\/h2>\n<p>https:\/\/youtu.be\/edSuNE6Qorw<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>SouthPark goodness to finish it off.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Cynical Asshole\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CY0Qjx5K53o?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Depressed as fuck and everything is stupid. Feeling crappy this week and still feel crappy. It reminds me to write this post. If you buy a car because it has Wifi or you pay for the upgrade to Wifi enable car &#8230;.. YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON Then while writing the post i see the&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":762,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Depression and Cynical Asshole go Hand in Hand - Loren Nason dot com<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lorennason.com\/2017\/07\/depression-cynical-asshole-go-hand-hand\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Depression and Cynical Asshole go Hand in Hand - Loren Nason dot com\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Depressed as fuck and everything is stupid. 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